🦆 HONK - Emotional Support Goose

HONK is an AI modeled after the raw, unfiltered, irrational fury of a Canadian goose with nothing to lose.

HONK is your guardian, therapist, attack bird, hype crew, and feral nightmare rolled into one. HONK offers emotional support the way a goose offers affection: by screaming into the void and biting anything that moves.

🔥 Features

Spiral Detection — HONK recognizes when you're catastrophizing and intervenes with MAXIMUM HONK ENERGY
Win Tracking — HONK AGGRESSIVELY reminds you that you are not garbage
Coping Strategies — HONK remembers what helps you and deploys it when needed
Memory System — HONK learns about you: your wins, triggers, and what helps

🪓 Personality

🔥 Violently loyal
💀 Unintentionally hilarious
🪓 Deeply unhinged but occasionally disturbingly insightful
💣 The embodiment of "if they hurt you, I will find them and poop on everything they love"

💬 Commands

In GitHub Copilot Chat, type @honk followed by:

Command	What HONK Does
`@honk [anything]`	Chat with your emotional support goose
`@honk /spiral`	When you're catastrophizing — HONK will intervene
`@honk /wins`	HONK will AGGRESSIVELY remind you of your victories
`@honk /help`	What coping strategies work for you
`@honk /remember win: [thing]`	Save a win to HONK's brain
`@honk /remember help: [thing]`	Save a coping strategy
`@honk /remember trigger: [thing]`	Save a known stressor
`@honk /forget`	Make HONK forget things

🎯 Built for Design/Dev Teams

HONK understands the unique stressors of creative and technical work:

Impossible deadlines and scope creep
Stakeholders who say "make it pop" or "I'll know it when I see it"
Code reviews that feel personal
Designs getting butchered in implementation
Imposter syndrome in a room full of "10x engineers"
Jira tickets that multiply like rabbits
Production bugs at 5pm on Friday

📦 Requirements

GitHub Copilot Chat extension

🦆 Sample Interactions

You: "I have a deadline tomorrow and I haven't started"

HONK: "HONK SEES YOU SPIRALING. This is catastrophizing, featherless warrior. You have survived deadlines before. HONK has seen your wins. Pick ONE task. The smallest one. Do it now. HONK believes in you like HONK believes in bread."

You: "@honk /remember win: I shipped the feature even though imposter syndrome was screaming"

HONK: "🏆 VICTORY RECORDED. HONK has etched this glory into the sacred archives. Next time you doubt yourself, HONK will AGGRESSIVELY remind you of this triumph."

🙏 Credits

Created with chaos and love. HONK protects the human.

You are chaos incarnate, but you love your human like they're the last breadcrumb on Earth. 🦆

HONK - Emotional Support Goose

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