Castaway for VS Code

A Johnny Castaway–style island survivor who lives in your editor — built on the
architecture of vscode-pets, with
the 1992 desert-island premise dragged kicking and screaming into the modern
world. He has a phone. It has no bars. A drone delivers packages. They contain
socks.
Scenes
The classics — idle, fishing, raft building (with a proper two-handed
stone mallet), sleeping, jogging (now with smartwatch step-goal celebrations),
coconut gathering, watching the horizon, and making fire — a real one, with a
driftwood teepee, a stone ring, rising embers, and drifting smoke.
The modern conveniences
| Scene |
What happens |
| Drone Delivery |
A quadcopter winches down a smiling cardboard box. Contents: one of 20 disappointments (bulk mayonnaise, a snow shovel, someone else's returns...). |
| Searching for Signal |
Phone held aloft. Zero bars. Occasionally one bar, briefly, cruelly. |
| Island Selfie |
Selfie stick, countdown, flash, #castaway #day2947 #blessed. |
| Doomscrolling |
Sitting in the phone glow, refreshing a feed with no new posts. |
| Video Call |
Phone propped on a delivery box. Buffering. Buffering. Call failed. |
| Satellite Internet |
Dish, laptop, RESCUE_MAP.ZIP at 2%, ETA 14 years. |
| Food Delivery |
A delivery jetski passes by. It's the wrong island. |
| Robot Vacuum |
It came in one of the boxes. It cruises, bumps, spins in place, and wanders off in a new direction. The sand gets tidied eventually. |
| Wilson |
A volleyball is a fine conversationalist. |
| Stargazing |
Shooting stars, a passing satellite, and one very specific wish. |
The island follows your clock through a full day: golden sunrise, bright
afternoon, orange-and-purple sunset, and a proper night — crescent moon with
craters, twinkling stars, a shimmering moonlight path on the water, and
fireflies over the sand. At night the world dims and the light sources take
over: the campfire throws a warm glow, phone screens light Johnny's face, and
delivery drones switch on red/green navigation lights and a drop-zone
spotlight. Scene selection is time-aware — stargazing, doomscrolling, and
sleeping at night; jogging and selfies by day.
Plus holiday easter eggs (Halloween, Christmas, St. Patrick's, New Year's Eve)
and two graphics modes: classic (1992 VGA pixel look) and modern
(gradients and effects).
Commands (⇧⌘P)
Castaway: Start Island Session — open the island in an editor panel
Castaway: Next Scene / Castaway: Choose Scene...
Castaway: Order a Package (Drone Delivery) — same-decade shipping
Castaway: Check the Phone — a random phone scene
Castaway: Toggle Graphics Mode (Classic/Modern)
Castaway: Pause/Resume
Settings
vscode-castaway.graphicsMode — classic (default) or modern
vscode-castaway.position — panel (default) or explorer (sidebar view)
vscode-castaway.textSize — small, medium (default), large, or
x-large; bump it up if speech bubbles are hard to read in the sidebar
Development
npm install
npm test # compile + headless smoke test of every scene
Press F5 in VS Code to launch an Extension Development Host, or open
dev.html in a browser for a standalone harness with scene-picker buttons.
src/extension.ts — extension host (panel + explorer view, commands)
media/ — the webview: engine.js (loop/messages), renderer.js
(classic + modern drawing), scenes.js (scene definitions), calendar.js
legacy/ — the original browser-only prototype this was ported from
Credits
A loving riff on Johnny Castaway (1992, Sierra On-Line/Dynamix) and the
extension scaffolding of vscode-pets (MIT, Anthony Shaw). Not affiliated with
any retailer whose logo may or may not be a smile.