🔥 Git Blame but Roast

Because knowing WHO wrote the code isn't satisfying enough — you deserve to know how bad it is.

A VS Code extension that replaces boring git blame output with AI-style savage roasts about the code author and the line they wrote.

✨ Features

Feature	Description
Hover Tooltip Roasts	Hover over any line to get a savage markdown roast tooltip
Inline Ghost Text	Italic ghost text decorations appear right next to blamed lines
Roast This Line	Command palette trigger for roasting the current cursor line
Hall of Shame	Full-file roast report in a beautiful Webview panel
Roast Author	Roast every line written by a specific author in this file
Toggle Inline	Enable/disable ghost text on demand

🚀 Commands

Command	Shortcut	Description
`🔥 Roast This Line`	Palette	Roast the current line + show inline ghost text
`💀 Roast Entire File`	Palette	Open "Hall of Shame" Webview for worst 3 lines
`👻 Toggle Inline Roasts`	Palette	Enable/disable inline ghost text roasts
`🎯 Roast Author's All Commits`	Palette	Target a specific author's worst contributions

⚙️ Settings

{
  "gitRoast.enableInlineRoasts": true,
  "gitRoast.roastIntensity": "medium",
  "gitRoast.showOnHover": true,
  "gitRoast.roastSelf": true
}

Setting	Type	Default	Description
`enableInlineRoasts`	boolean	`true`	Show ghost text next to blamed lines
`roastIntensity`	`mild`/`medium`/`savage`	`medium`	How ruthless the roasts are
`showOnHover`	boolean	`true`	Show hover tooltip roasts
`roastSelf`	boolean	`true`	Roast your own commits too (brave)

🛠 Installation (Development)

git clone <this-repo>
cd git-roast
npm install
npm run compile

Then press F5 in VS Code to open an Extension Development Host.

🎭 Roast Rules

The roast engine checks these conditions and scores each line:

Rule	Trigger
Lazy commit message	Commit message ≤ 4 chars
Vintage code	Commit older than 2 years
Eternal TODO	Line contains `// TODO`
TypeScript `any`	Line contains `any` keyword
Bracket soup	Nesting depth ≥ 3 levels
Debug fossil	Line contains `console.log`
Nuclear CSS	Line contains `!important`
Line width enjoyer	Line > 120 characters
Temporary forever	Commit message has "temp", "wip", "test", etc.
Magic number wizard	Unexplained numeric literals
Error silencer	Empty catch block

Higher score = more roastable = appears at the top of the Hall of Shame.

### 🔥 Git Roast
**Author:** John Doe  |  **Date:** 2020-03-14  |  **Commit:** `a1b2c3d`

> fix

---

*A TODO from 2020-03-14. Still TODO. Truly the eternal optimist.*

*Sins detected: todo-comment, vintage-code*

🏗 Architecture

src/
├── extension.ts       — activate(), all commands, Webview builder
├── gitBlame.ts        — git blame --porcelain runner & parser
├── roastEngine.ts     — 12 rules + 35 templates, scoring system
├── hoverProvider.ts   — VS Code HoverProvider registration
├── inlineDecorator.ts — Ghost text TextEditorDecorationType
└── types.ts           — Shared interfaces

⚠️ Requirements

VS Code ^1.85.0
Git installed and on PATH
File must be inside a git repository

🙈 Disclaimer

All roasts are generated locally — no external API calls, no data leaves your machine. Roasts are PG-13 and target code quality, not people personally. If you feel personally attacked, that's between you and your commit history.

Made with 🔥 and passive-aggressive love.

Git Blame but Roast 🔥

Ayaan