💖✨ GirlCode — A Python Dialect That Serves Cunt ✨💖
Welcome to GirlCode, the most feminine, fierce, chaotic-good, high-glam programming language ever created — all powered by Python underneath.
Why write boring code when you can write main-character energy?
GirlCode lets you:
- Write Python but prettier
- Slay your logic AND your look
- Serve readable, iconic code
- Work directly in VS Code with:
- syntax highlighting
- autocomplete
- inline error checking
- one-click Run integration
Whether you're a bimbo, hacker girl, bad bitch, or tech queen —
GirlCode lets you code AND slay simultaneously.
💅✨ Example — example.gc
serveThis spillTeaOnNumbers(icon):
eachBabe babe withTheGirls girlcount(5):
girlIf babe givingLess 2:
spillTheTea("first few babes!")
butActuallyBabe babe twinning 2:
spillTheTea("middle babe!")
orWhateverHun:
spillTheTea("later babes!")
serveThis testMathBabe(a, b):
a addItBabe b
a subtractSis b
a splitTheTea b
a powerUpQueen b
sendBackBabe a
perchance:
girlList = girlPile([1, 2, 3])
alongsideBabe revealBabe("testfile.txt", "w") akaQueen f:
spillTheTea("writing…")
f.write("hello babe!")
total = numBabe("5") + 3
spillTheTea(total)
eachBabe value withTheGirls girlcount(3):
spillTheTea("looping:", value)
uCantJustSayPerchance drama:
spillTheTea("girl caught some drama:", drama)
atTheEndBabe:
spillTheTea("test complete, queen!")
🌸 Keyword Mapping (GirlCode → Python)
GirlCode replaces Python’s dusty keywords with gorgeous diva-coded equivalents:
{
"abs": "positiveVibesOnly",
"and": "plusAlsoBabe",
"as": "akaQueen",
"assert": "proveItBabe",
"async": "manifestBabe",
"await": "brbGirl",
"break": "urDone",
"case": "sheSaidBabe"
"class": "girlSquad",
"close": "wrapItUpBabe",
"continue": "keepGoingQueen",
"def": "serveThis",
"del": "byeBabe",
"dict": "girlGroup",
"elif": "butActuallyBabe",
"else": "orWhateverHun",
"except": "uCantJustSayPerchance",
"False": "notServing",
"finally": "atTheEndBabe",
"float": "decimalQueen",
"for": "eachBabe",
"from": "straightFrom",
"global": "worldwideQueen",
"if": "girlIf",
"import": "padarkivstudio",
"in": "withTheGirls",
"input": "spillYourSecret",
"int": "numBabe",
"is": "isServing",
"lambda": "miniFuncBabe",
"len": "howManyBabes",
"list": "girlPile",
"match": "girlWhat",
"math": "girlmath",
"None": "nothingHun",
"nonlocal": "outsideSis",
"not": "girlNo",
"open": "revealBabe",
"or": "iCantDecide",
"pass": "idcBabe",
"print": "spillTheTea",
"raise": "dramaThrow",
"range": "girlcount",
"return": "sendBackBabe",
"self": "icon",
"sleep": "beautyRest",
"str": "girlTalk",
"sum": "addThemUpHun",
"True": "touche",
"try": "perchance",
"while": "goKylieGo",
"with": "alongsideBabe",
"yield": "handBabe",
"=": "itsgiving",
"<": "givingLess",
"<=": "atMostQueen",
">": "servingMore",
">=": "notLessThanBabe",
"+=": "addItBabe",
"-=": "subtractSis",
"*=": "multiplyQueen",
"/=": "splitTheTea",
"%=": "leftoversBabe",
"**=": "powerUpQueen",
"//=": "cutItDownHun",
"!=": "noway",
"==": "twinning",
" ": "XOXO"
}
💖 Features
✨ Syntax Highlighting
GirlCode files (.gc) are fully highlighted in VS Code.
✨ Autocomplete
All GirlCode keywords appear via IntelliSense. And if you accidentally use the old boring Python Keywords it will tell you your mistake. There is also an option to correct it automatically.
✨ Inline Error Checking
All displayed as real VS Code diagnostics.
✨ One-Click Execution
Write GirlCode → click Run → your program gets converted & executed as Python automatically.
✨ UTF-8 Safe Interpreter
No more “…” or cursed text.
✨ File & Extension Icons
Aesthetic GirlCode icons included.
💝 Installing GirlCode
Install the GirlCode VS Code extension
Create a file like myprogram.gc
Write your fabulous code
Click Run GirlCode
Slay ✨
👑 Why GirlCode?
Because coding should be:
Python is powerful — GirlCode is powerful AND hot.
💖 License
MIT — because sharing is caring, babe.