💖✨ GirlCode — A Python Dialect That Serves Cunt ✨💖
Welcome to GirlCode, the most feminine, fierce, chaotic-good, high-glam programming language ever created — all powered by Python underneath.
Why write boring code when you can write main-character energy?
GirlCode lets you:
- Write Python but prettier
- Slay your logic AND your look
- Serve readable, iconic code
- Work directly in VS Code with:
- syntax highlighting
- autocomplete
- inline error checking
- one-click Run integration
Whether you're a bimbo, hacker girl, bad bitch, or tech queen —
GirlCode lets you code AND slay simultaneously.
💅✨ Example — example.gc
serveThis spillTeaOnNumbers(icon):
eachBabe babe withTheGirls girlcount(5):
girlIf babe givingLess 2:
spillTheTea("first few babes!")
butActuallyBabe babe twinning 2:
spillTheTea("middle babe!")
orWhateverHun:
spillTheTea("later babes!")
serveThis testMathBabe(a, b):
a addItBabe b
a subtractSis b
a splitTheTea b
a powerUpQueen b
sendBackBabe a
perchance:
girlList = girlPile([1, 2, 3])
alongsideBabe revealBabe("testfile.txt", "w") akaQueen f:
spillTheTea("writing…")
f.write("hello babe!")
total = numBabe("5") + 3
spillTheTea(total)
eachBabe value withTheGirls girlcount(3):
spillTheTea("looping:", value)
uCantJustSayPerchance drama:
spillTheTea("girl caught some drama:", drama)
atTheEndBabe:
spillTheTea("test complete, queen!")
🌸 Keyword Mapping (GirlCode → Python)
GirlCode replaces Python’s dusty keywords with gorgeous diva-coded equivalents:
{
"and": "plusAlsoBabe",
"as": "akaQueen",
"assert": "proveItBabe",
"async": "manifestBabe",
"await": "brbGirl",
"break": "urDone",
"class": "girlSquad",
"close": "wrapItUpBabe",
"continue": "keepGoingQueen",
"def": "serveThis",
"del": "byeBabe",
"dict": "girlGroup",
"elif": "butActuallyBabe",
"else": "orWhateverHun",
"except": "uCantJustSayPerchance",
"False": "notServing",
"finally": "atTheEndBabe",
"float": "decimalQueen",
"for": "eachBabe",
"from": "straightFrom",
"global": "worldwideQueen",
"if": "girlIf",
"import": "padarkivstudio",
"in": "withTheGirls",
"int": "numBabe",
"is": "isServing",
"lambda": "miniFuncBabe",
"list": "girlPile",
"math": "girlmath",
"None": "nothingHun",
"nonlocal": "outsideSis",
"not": "girlNo",
"open": "revealBabe",
"or": "iCantDecide",
"pass": "idcBabe",
"print": "spillTheTea",
"raise": "dramaThrow",
"range": "girlcount",
"return": "sendBackBabe",
"self": "icon",
"str": "girlTalk",
"True": "touche",
"try": "perchance",
"while": "goKylieGo",
"with": "alongsideBabe",
"yield": "handBabe",
"=": "itsgiving",
"<": "givingLess",
"<=": "atMostQueen",
">": "servingMore",
">=": "notLessThanBabe",
"+=": "addItBabe",
"-=": "subtractSis",
"*=": "multiplyQueen",
"/=": "splitTheTea",
"%=": "leftoversBabe",
"**=": "powerUpQueen",
"//=": "cutItDownHun",
"!=": "noway",
"==": "twinning"
}
💖 Features
✨ Syntax Highlighting
GirlCode files (.gc) are fully highlighted in VS Code.
✨ Autocomplete
All GirlCode keywords appear via IntelliSense.
✨ Inline Error Checking
All displayed as real VS Code diagnostics.
✨ One-Click Execution
Write GirlCode → click Run → your program gets converted & executed as Python automatically.
✨ UTF-8 Safe Interpreter
No more “…” or cursed text.
✨ File & Extension Icons
Aesthetic GirlCode icons included.
💝 Installing GirlCode
Install the GirlCode VS Code extension
Create a file like myprogram.gc
Write your fabulous code
Click Run GirlCode
Slay ✨
👑 Why GirlCode?
Because coding should be:
Python is powerful — GirlCode is powerful AND hot.
💖 License
MIT — because sharing is caring, babe.