Human-beings have demands of eating and fucking, which are absolutely necessary and not shameful at all. In this single-oriented capitalism society, it is quite normal for a gentleman who is miserable and so humble that he couldn't bear himself finding a lady to torture each other for decades to masturbate. We must admit, masturbation is good, it brings us the same pleasure as regular sex offers, while freeing us from the obligation marriage forces us to endure.

Press CTRL+Shift+P to open panel

Then type

"i need to masturbate"

To randomly become an angel or a deamon